Ebay – the giant online garage sale… No matter what you are looking for, chances are you will find it on Ebay. That includes ghosts, human souls or haunted rubber ducks.
The ghost in the jar
Started on May 26, 2003, ended on June 5, 2033
I don’t have enough space here to tell the complete story behind this, so I will briefly go over it. Back in the early 1980’s, while out metal detecting, I came across and old abandoned cemetery with the foundation of a homesite or Church or something nearby. While searching around the foundation, my detector indicated there was something in the ground close by the southwest corner of the foundation. After digging down about 2 feet my shovel struck a wooden box that had nearly rotted out. The metal hinges and hasp were about all that was left of it. I thought I had discovered a fortune! Boy, did that ever turn out to be wrong!!
There were 2 jars and an old journal in the box. The jars had some strange writing and symbols on them. While getting the jars out of the ground, I dropped one and it broke. A black mist or something seeped out of it. I should have known something was wrong right then and covered the find back up but being young and foolish I didn’t. I left the broken jar with what looked like a candle in it there where it fell and took the other one (see the pictures) and the old journal home. What I was able to read in the journal before the pages crumbled made the hair on the back of my neck stand up! That night, I had my first visit from what I can only describe as “The Black Thing”. While lying in bed, this “thing” fell on me and it felt like I was being pushed down thru the bed and the floor, into a pit if you will! I struggled with it and managed to somehow escape its clutches. Since that time, I have been attacked twice more and both times the unopened jar was in the close vicinity. I and others have caught fleeting glimpses of a black shadowy thing out of the corners of our eyes as it would pass from one room to another. I finally talked to someone who is versed in these things and was told that the only way to rid myself of this thing was to pass the unopened jar on to someone else. Therefore, I am offering to you, if you dare, the “Ghost in the Jar”. With it I am sure you will be getting the “Black Thing” also. If you are brave enough to want this, bid to your hearts desire! I am going to start the bidding at 99.00 and put a rather high reserve on it so only those with a real desire and want to will be able to purchase it! What you will recieve for your money is the jar pictured along with some of the original black and white photos depicted here and others. You will also recieve a complete written version of everything from the original finding of the jars and to the best of my recollection what was contained in the old journal. I will also tell you what I was able to find out about this from the person who told me to pass it on. Be advised that once you buy this it is yours and I will have nothing ever again to do with it! ALL SALES ARE FINAL! You must contact me within 24 hours of the close of the sale to make payment arrangements and to arrange for delivery which the buyer is liable for. This can NOT be shipped thru the Post Office. Either UPS or pay me to deliver it! Payment must be made within 7 days of the close of the auction. P.S. As to the photos running with this, please note the one with the what looks like figures in them at the cemetery. I discovered this after turning them in to be processed. I WAS ALONE AT THE CEMETERY THAT DAY! This too will be gone over in the written “Diary” which comes with the purchase. Remember, DON’T bid unless you are seriously wanting to own this as I WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING THAT HAPPENS ONCE THE TRANSACTION IS COMPLETE!
The owner of the “Ghost in a Jar” then continued to add comments, ( from May 28th to June 5th ), to his main explanation, because people were making fun of this item and the situation in finding. All this made the owner very angry and retaliate against these “humouristic people.” Examples came in all shapes and sizes, including, bumperstickers of the Ghost in a Jar, Ghost in a pickled Jar, materials to keep your Ghost in a Jar airtight, decals, stickers, underwear, etc.
The final bidding, ( won by an unregistered user on E-Bay ), with the alias “gary_the_gimp_horn” was for $50,922.00.
Buy it NOW Price: US $800
Mahmod Ahmadenjad. A 7th generation master conjuror whose abilities are known around the world is a very powerful friend of mine, my teacher. For over 60 years, he has used his skills to bring the forces of the unknown to this realm. Genies, Spirits, Angels, and souls of past loved ones! He has helped me conjuror some of the worlds strongest powers into items that have changed my life, my families lives, and the lives of a selected few here on Ebay. His powers and skills are unmatched and revered world wide.
I have returned from my trip to Egypt and have had many amazing experiences. I have been talking with my master and we have made an agreement to continue to help all that need it!
What I am offering is a custom conjured item. It will be in the form that you desireâ€¦A Genie, a Spirit, an Angel, Fairies, a Soul of a Lost Loved One, etc. It will also be in the item that you chooseâ€¦A Ring, a Pendent, Amulet, a Charm, etc. Whatever your desire, I guarantee that the item will have a very positive effect on your life and that it will able to grant all that you desire.
or maybe you want a Human Soul: they seem to go fairly cheap these days
100% GENUINE HUMAN SOUL THE GIFT THAT LASTS FOREVER
PERSONALIZED DVD MADE BY ME 4 YOU WHATEVER U WANT $100
Starting bid: US $ 100
HELLO YOU ARE BIDDING ON A 100% GENUINE HUMAN SOUL THATS RIGHT A SOUL IVE CONSIDERED THIS FOR A LONG TIME SICK MAYBE HERES WHAT YOU GET, YOU WILL BE RECEIVING A GOOD SOUL HERE A FAMILY MAN CARES ABOUT OTHERS GOOD TO HIS MOTHER WIFE AND KIDS LOVES HIS DOGS AND CATS ALL AROUND GOOD GUY NOT JUST YOUR RUN OF THE MILL SOUL AND THE GOOD NEWS ABOUT THIS ONE IT WILL PROBABLY BE AVAILABLE SOONER THAN I HOPE BESIDES HAVING A STROKE A FEW MONTHS BACK. MY BODY HAS BEEN ABUSED BROKEN FOR YEARS 4 SPINAL SURGERIES PARTIALY BLIND IN ONE EYE AND SO ON . IVE OFTEN ASKED MYSELF WHO WANTS A SOUL WELL WHO WANTS TO PAY 20 GRAND FOR A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH THAT LOOKS LIKE MOTHER THERESA I ASKED MYSELF THIS AND SAID WHO CARES !!!! I DONT CARE WHY YOU WANT IT. WHAT YOUR GONNA DO WITH IT. MAYBE IT WILL BE A GIFT!! THE GIFT THAT WOULD GIVE FOR AN ETERNITY OR MAYBE YOUR A COLLECTOR OF SOULS AND THIS FOR SURE WOULD BE A GREAT ITEM FOR ANY SOUL COLLECTION OR MAYBE YOUR JUST SICK I DONT CARE !!!!!!!! PICTURED HERE IS MY SOUL AND ME IN DISNEYWORLD THIS PAST SUMMER MY SOUL HAS BEEN PLACES AND HAS SEEN THINGS ITS BEEN AROUND SO HERES WHAT YOUR GONNA GET UPON WINNING MY SOUL YOU WILL REC. A DVD MADE BY ME FOR YOU STATING YOU WILL BE SOUL OWNER OF MY SOUL PLUS ANY OTHER PERSONALIZED MESSAGES OR SPECIFIC THINGS YOU WANT ME TO SAY ON DVD AN OFFICIAL AGREEMENT DRAWN UP SIGNED BY ME AND MY WIFE AS A WITNESS THEN NOTARIZED THAT BUYER UPON PAYMENT WILL REC. THE SOUL OF ME SCOTT STRUNACK BORN 3/7/65 DIED ? OR YOU MAY HAVE YOUR OWN DOCUMENT MADE UP THAT ME AND MY SOUL WILL BE GLAD TO SIGN ALSO ILL SEND YOU A PICTURE OF MY SOUL AND ME EVERY YEAR UNTIL THE END IM GONNA SAY 5 YEARS TOPS NOW AT 100 DOLLARS ITS BETTER THAN A MEAT LOAF WITH GHANDIS FACE ON IT YOUR GETTING SOMTHING HERE CHECK FEEDBACK BID WITH CONFIDENCE THANKS FOR LOOKING!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEE YOU ON THE OTHERSIDE AS A BONUS I WILL SHIP MY SOUL FOR FREE