This is DIY gone bad. DIY Dump post: Top 5 DIY disasters about people who thought that DIY was not a problem and this is the outcome:
Gas the plants
Colin from Gwent decided to plumb in an outside tap to make watering the garden easier for his sister-in-law Andrea.
He used a â€˜DIY outside tap kitâ€™ which he fixed to an existing water pipe, puncturing the pipe and allowing the water to flow through the tap when in use.
The problem was that he didnâ€™t connect it to the water pipe and instead of watering the plants, he gassed them.
DIY and alcohol=Self-butchering
Paul from Yorkshire told the BBC how he went boozing at lunch and thought it would be a good idea to partake in a spot of DIY in the afternoon.
There was a small piece of wallpaper in the corner of the ceiling that was â€˜annoyingâ€™ him and which Paul wanted to remove.
So what did he do? Why, he got a butcherâ€™s boning knife and stood on a wobbly chair, of course. Obviously he fell off, and plunged the knife – to the hilt – into his chest, about an inch beside his heart.