I wish I had found this sooner:
How many homosexuals does it take to create an earthquake? Apparently too much kinky stuff was going on. Blame the gays. A recent earthquake is according to oh-so-uber smart
ass loon Knesset Member Shlomo Benizri, a result of “homosexual activity practiced in the country”. That statement must have revolutionized science since it is now possible for gays to not only adopt children, but also make the earth shake in sin.
And he goes on…
“the Gemara refers to earthquakes as disasters, but you are searching only for the practical solutions how to prevent and repair.
“But I no of another way to prevent earthquakes; the Gemara mentions a number of causes of earthquakes, one of which is homosexuality, which the Knesset legitimizes,”
Well, if it’s JUST an earthquake… let them be… but fellow
dickhead Shas member Nissim Ze’ev thinks gays may as well bring the end of Jewish Israel.
Mike Hammel, chairman of the Israeli Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual and Transgender Association commented on Benizri’s remarks saying
“it is sad that a religious MK in Israel doesn’t think earthquakes are God-made.
“On the other hand, I suppose we should be flattered he attributes us with such magical powers,”